Born on the 27th April 1990 I ve been on this earth for about 18 years 2 months 15 days [today]..
And my LIFE has been a real nice one superficially. But the other side of my life has been full of strange, funny, freaky, heart rendering experiences to be remembered forever..To make you people a part of my life experiences lemme begin...
1] 27th April 1990..came out of my mom's womb and as she tells..The doctor slapped me and what happened??? Well I slapped him back..[unbelievable, well its really fake..hahaha]..to be true I ws able to stand up on my knees for bout 5 secs...strange..I mean standin on knees like this should have taken some time man!!!
2] Everything went fine [lest I 4get smthng]..till I entered Kinder Garten[KG].. I mean beginnin with Pre nursery and guess what..My heart started beating fast when I saw this girl..Her name?? Well it was "SHINY"..My first crush as my bro loves to say...at a tender age of bout 2 nd a half..Wo kehte hain na.."tharkee pann ki koi umar nai hoti"..[minors beware!!]..
3] I changed my school nd was admitted to SPS..[secretly publicised school..hahaha].
Everythin went fine till 2nd grade...nd I enthusiastically entered 3rd grade..Enthusiastically??Ya you read that right..read on..Durin mid session I received a "red rose" from this girl A..[real id not to be disclosed]..How did I react? Well..certainly a thing to lol..I complained to my headmistress Mrs. Sudhakaran...freakkyyy...eh..! U wont believe durin the same session I received my first ever proposal from this girl B..huh..the result..she ended up in the headmistress' office...I mean it ws so crude of me..But the irony of the situation..This girl B is my best friend's girl friend presently...I guess I left her for him...kewl!!!
4] 4th and 5th grade went a bit smooth..leavin my crush on this girl C for these two years...but naaah...she wasnt the one for me...lets move on!!!
5] 6th grade:
Ummm...really bad one for me...the session started on 1st April 2001 nd as usual I used to be a regular gymnast at my school..came the 11th April 2001..as usual I went to the activity room to practise some gymastics in the mornin [7-8am]..but this day was not meant to be..Gymnastic teacher was not in the room..nd me nd my friends could see the freaky VAULTING & SPRING in front of us with cushions all set...We thought why not try it out..and yup we began..3 of them successfully did it..and now came my turn..I started runnin as if a cow runs when its tail is held..
I jumped on the spring, lifted off and landed down...noticed something?? Naaah?? Oki..the landing part had somethin freaky...I landed up with my hands down to take on the impact of the collision..and wat I saw..my left hand couldn't be raised, it was bent like anything..I was like..noooo...my hand is gone..its bent like a bow..hellll...I felt like laughin but..The gymnast teacher stopped me to...I got medical aid...plaster, no gymnastics for the next 3 months..Everythin went smoothly?? No..The day my plaster had to be removed ws..read on..the plaster came off..to my amazement my hand was OKAY..but BENT!!! Wat the f**k?!?! Noooo...
Then again had to undergo a surgery to STRAIGHTEN the BENT BOW...pheeeww...Why me man????? The rest session went on fine...with me once again developin a crush on Miss B..[remember??Miss B]..but not for long..
6] 7th grade:
umm..yeaa..the mid session..!!! Again pyaar ka locha...There were taken out flames...and guess what..These two girls D and E..they I dnt no..were playful or what..played love games wid me..nd the result...the same..complaint to the teacher and all things came to an end..I really pity those girls...lost a hunk like me...hahaha..:-)
Rest everythin went fine in this session..
7] 8th grade:
jawaani zoron pe thi is time!!! Started understandin r'ships a bit..but I shall never forget this girl F..sat with me in the beginnin of session..with two ponies..her so called boy friend was my friend..so wat?? Well, I became the mediator...hahaha...wtf?!?! It didnt continue for long..yeaaa..in the mid session again the "flames" thing..the gals started teasin me with this girl G's name..huh..freakkyyy..koi acchi si to hoti yaar..nd yeaa..I 4got..our Social Science teacher...ooohhoooo!!! Miss L.Sharma..ui hui hui...she was..umm..nice looking..a bit chubby but man..I had a crush on this teacher..and wat happened next..well the day I was bout to approach her to say "I love you"..she fell off the school staircase and fractured her leg...maaan!!! ye tamanna bhi poori nai hui..hahahaha!!!! rest assured, everythin went fine..
8] 9th grade:
The golden class of my school life..met some friends who I can say will be there for me forever..
I got to know wat actually fun with friends was still remember my b'day..2004 year..these two guys brought some bomb to blast within the class...nd maan..they actually burst it up...to my amazement the new biology teacher cudn't say anythin..the time went superb...and came the mid session [saala sab mid session me hota tha]..
I was obsessed with 26..so were my friends..jawaani cheez hi aisi hai yaar...!!! We made plans to go to cafes and watch these..nd again me?? I ws caught once by the cafe owner and said..-"Bete! Abhi aap itne bade nai hue ho..!" I was like,"U bloody fool...to kya teri umar mein dekhenge...just shut up!!"
Since then I ve never ever watched a 26 in a cafe..huh..yeaaa babyyy...the entire class went on superbly...gr888!!! The guy's company was just gr8..njoid helll lott wid them..:-)
9] 10th grade:
Naaah..nothin..the serious me was prevailant all over till the session end..
10] 11th grade:
Maan o maan...!!! This year [2006-2007] was meant to be enjoyed...I became the V.Head Boy and then kya? No fear of teachers...jo bolo face pe bolo...par haan..I found this girl H really sweet and interestin..par usne mujhe ghaans kabhi nai daali..just professional touch in our talks..move on..hell lot of enjoyment..even had the guts to sing BC sutta infront of our class teacher...kewl man!!! And ya..r'ships ki hawa sab jagah faili hui thi..jahan jaao..u cud find a couple...freakkyy..saalon ko sharm ni aati thi..teachers ke saamne...shittt!!! cant remember much of what happened..piknik was good..everythin went gr8..!!
11] 12th grade:
Serious in the beginnin...but by mid session the seriousness flew to the near by tv tower!!!
No work but to just freak the teachers out....burst bombs in the middle of lectures..say anythin and everythin..this ws my school's last but a good endin class...cant write much as i m feelin sleepy...will update as nd wen i get time...
waitin for ur comments!!!!
